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  • anzerraja
    07-20 12:35 AM
    Dagabaaj !

    Thanks for your contribution !!!

    We sincerely hope that finding 640 (with $100) each is definitely not a big deal in an organization like IV.


    TOGETHER WE WILL GET IT DONE TOMMOROW.



    $100 from me.......I will try to convice some more this weekend...lets move the drive to end on Monday......my2censt....




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  • IndiaBULL
    09-26 01:11 AM
    shall IV begin to do something which is achievable, like earlier 485 submission and quarterly spill over?



    I agree..


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    Originally Posted by saketkapur View Post
    Guys this year's party is pretty much over ....whts the point debating something whether right or wrong which pretty much nobody can do anything about except went frustration from whichever side of the isle one sits on.....

    As per Mr C.O. of USCIS I guess they have sent out the party invitation for the year so I guess there is no point sniping at each other. New inivitations will start from July next yr...

    Take a chill pill guys....its a weekend.....get a beer....enjoy life( beleive me GC or no GC these days will not come by:make the most)
    I agree..




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  • eb3_nepa
    05-02 11:33 AM
    Ragz thanks for removing the unnecessary quotes :)




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  • delhirocks
    06-22 11:55 PM
    My situation is similar too.

    The employer is not ready to file the 485, thinking that I may leave the company after 6 months.

    I have the I-140 receipt notice , but no approval notice.

    There is no way he is going to issue a employment letter , still debating my options.

    What if you assure him by signing a 2 year bond. Once you get the card, give him the finger



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  • abracadabra102
    05-10 10:20 AM
    Dear Mr. President:

    This email is to register a strong protect against the visa bulletin released for Jun-09. In the tough time of 2009 that USA is facing, you are trying to do everything you can to protect the futures of the citizens of your country and I admire you for that. I would also like to point out that the visa bulletin pushes back dates for EB2 Indians to Jan-00 which virtually means no green card for Indians unless they are in EB1 category. I have spent almost 9 years in this country, legally. In 2005, I initiated the process for green card through EB immigration. While many others from different countries such as Europe, Asia and also China came here much after I have and contributed less than I have, they have gotten their green cards much sooner than I have and some of them have even become citizens. When I say I, a lot of my fellow citizens also face this unjust separate queue for Indians.

    Please help me understand as to how someone from country A having a longer queue than country B coupled with an indefinite time wait is a fair and equitable treatment?

    I understand that you feel sensitive to protect jobs of Americans in these tough economic times, however; it is beyond comprehension that while citizens of all other countries are being welcomed with no wait for green card in employment based category that there are virtually no green cards left for any Indian, even for those who have stayed here longest.

    My message may or may not ever reach you but, I wanted to register a strong protest against unjust treatment meted out to me in the area of immigration.


    Sincerely,

    kshitijnt,

    I know you mean well and trying to do something. But, please do not send this letter.
    The purpose of this letter is to impress the person you are sending this to. You do not do that by protesting and complaining. Your letter need to be professional, courteous and grammatically correct and pleasant to read. Remember, the purpose is to impress and sell your point of view to President himself. Poorly drafted letter may actually have a negative impact, especially when we are claiming ourselves as skilled professionals.
    Achoo makes good points in other post. This is not to insult you and I know English is not our first language and most of us struggle with it including myself. But we should make an effort to get this right.




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  • sparky_jones
    09-23 04:20 PM
    * is expected to move very slightly forward
    * are expected to move slowly
    * is expected to move very slowly
    * is expected to remain unchanged
    * to move very slowly forward

    I love english. You can say the same thing in 10 different ways without hurting others.

    -- He could have done it with just two words as "Forget it" and closed the meeting.
    Very well said. There was very little new information, yet the use of language makes it look like several new and significant facts are being disclosed. True hallmark of Washington DC!



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  • raju123
    07-09 06:42 PM
    woowww great news. keep up guys. tomorrow will be our day. I am sure media will have big attention on this issue!!

    It would be great, if few people remain present at USCIS HQ. DC, VA, MD people please it is golden chance !!




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    Message from USCIS Director Emilio Gonzalez

    I understand that individuals are planning to send flowers to U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS) beginning on Tuesday, July 10. USCIS has made arrangements to forward those flowers to our injured service members recuperating at Walter Reed Army Medical Center and at Bethesda Naval Hospital.

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  • Siboo
    08-09 10:17 AM
    My lawyer told my checks cashed today. My details
    EB2 -> PD Sept 2003
    I140-> Applied to NSC-> Approved by TSC->March 2007
    I485->Applied to NSC -> Delived to NSC on 26th June-> checks cashed on Aug 9th by TSC

    Anil,
    Did you notice any change in the LUD of your pending or previously approved cases??



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  • manderson
    10-27 02:24 PM
    http://shusterman.com/ says that congress may reconvene for just 1 week, in which case there won't be enough time to debate + pass SKILL Bill. They are calling for mobilization of business and medical lobbies in order to pre-emptively prevent this...

    These obstacles keep piling on. It's irritating as hell!!!




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  • anzerraja
    07-19 09:45 PM
    Thanks !

    Please post your pledge amount. Easier for us to keep track of the total amount.

    Count me in...



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  • jsb
    09-05 10:50 AM
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    My question to you is " Will TSC send the receipt number documnets directly to me or to my Attorney?"

    Thanks

    You authorized your attorney to be your legal rep (form G-28), so receipts will go to him/her




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  • english_august
    07-05 12:18 AM
    Hey Friends -

    We need to keep a track of the number of flowers being sent. So if you are sending flowers, then make sure that you respond appropriately to the poll in this thread. It is very difficult to go through all the posts individually to figure out the total count.

    Let us please keep just this single thread active:
    http://immigrationvoice.org/forum/showthread.php?p=99731



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  • gc_aspirant_prasad
    07-11 10:13 AM
    This one was the best... Where did this come from??
    I think its a conchshell original.
    By and far one of the best!




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  • snhn
    09-16 09:47 PM
    Does everyone receive FP notices. Couple of my co workers did not recieve them. I just applied. I have told that my name check is cleared



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  • coolpal
    08-01 02:32 PM
    my 485 app was delivered to NSC on 2nd @ 8.26am..
    my 140 was approved from TSC.... and no reciept or encashed checks yet!

    But are we sure, all our applications will be transferred to TSC? I've heard that the new rule that the apps should be sent to TSC or NSC based on state u live in is gonna take effect only from this week....

    thanks,
    pal :)




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  • The7zen
    05-09 12:16 AM
    How about getting together on the 20th of this month,
    Move fast and hold a rally or send out flowers to Obama administration for their racism towards immigrants.


    Act fast, I know 20th is close, think about is as an emergency

    Well...where are we meeting ?



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  • TeddyKoochu
    09-10 03:49 PM
    Instead of working on recapture..we must work on filing for 485 even if PD's are not current.. this way.. atleast in this recession ppl can be assured of some piece of mind.

    visa recapturing will not happen..am not being pessimistic..its just too much of a hassle...needs a law and all that.. too complicated.

    allowing to file for 485 can be bought back as a temporary relief..we should work on that!

    I fully agree with this suggestion. This will greatly alleviate the suffering of the population who missed Jul 07 irrespective of EB2/EB3. The only way we can get the interim benefits (EAD/AP) is that the date crosses our PD's again which in the pre-adjudicated world is going to take a while. Any thoughts suggestions welcome.




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  • sparklinks
    08-13 02:43 PM
    Mine is EB2, reached July 2nd at 7.55 AM Fedex received by Robin Williams at NSC and I got the check cashed and has receipt numbers but my I140 LUD is not changed. But my I-140 was already approved and it was not concurrent filling. So if its not concurrent filing then I think I140 LUD should not change or not related to 485 receipt notice? Am I right?

    Mine also EB2, reached July 2nd at 7.55 AM Fedex received by Robin Williams at NSC BUT non of my checks were cashed:confused:




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  • sroyc
    11-21 03:48 AM
    Sorry to hear about your situation. I would suggest that you talk to a good immigration lawyer about this.
    In the worst case scenario, if your wife has an EAD she can try to find a job and ask her company to sponsor an H-1B.
    I hope things take a turn for the better for you and your family.

    Gurus,

    I have a unique position. couple of weeks back I was told that have fatal cancer and won't live pass 4-6 months. After recovering from initial shock I am wondering if my wife will be able to continue her american dream or she will have to head home after me.

    I have filed 485 with approved 140 back in june, 2007 with PD of March, 2003

    Please help.

    Mehul




    BharatPremi
    03-26 01:15 PM
    BharatPremi, I hope your predictions are either met or excelled. I will pray for the happiness for your future 7 generation :-). After waiting for so many years, even 2009 does not sound that bad. I know I have no right to complain since many in EB3 have been waiting for years before me.

    I also agree that porting to EB2 is not easy. A couple of my friends had their PERM labor itself rejected. I think waiting it out in EB3 may not turn out to be that bad. Or I do hope so....

    Thanks. Yes, if EB3 PD is on or before DEC 2003 then it would not be that bad now.




    h1techSlave
    02-02 04:45 PM
    Blacks, Latinos and even us Indians have reservation in the US. We get reservations right from Kinder garden, thru college and job opportunities. Many Federal govt. contracts are reserved for minorities and women.

    [QUOTE=PavanV;2310274]

    Simple ... Blacks and Latinos are minority in US... and in India so called Backward Castes are the Majority and in a Democracy MAJORITY RULES! .. so Reservations Persists in India!!! :)



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